1) Massage Parlor Certificates for all male in-laws. Find the most seedy type of massage parlor around and purchase gift certificates for only the male members of the family. Once you give them out, set up a "family evening" to provide them all with transportation to "Shanequa's Therapeutic Massage and Gentlemen's Club." Once they're inside, call the local police department and talk to them about the "sins" occurring inside. Be sure to take pictures as your relatives are led out wearing only loin cloths and handcuffs. They will be great conversation pieces for future family reunions, as well as something to discuss when figuring out what to wear for next Halloween's family party!
2) Vacuum cleaners for the mother and sister-in-laws. On the card, print, "Just wanted to get you something you could use year around. I saw you needed one the last time we visited!" Don't buy the most expensive models by any means. That way, the next time you visit their homes, you can always ask, "Oh no, did the vacuum cleaner I bought you tear up already?" It's a gift you can enjoy every time you visit!
3) Weapons that shoot for all male members of the family that suffer from road rage "itus" and anger management problems. Demonstrate how to clean and use them, as well as the ease in loading. The guys will love these, but the females of the household will hate them. You'll create many "in house" arguments that will occupy the time they'd normally be talking about you, and may even help in ending an argument or two! Forever!
4) Glade Mist Machines for all the female in-laws. Same principal as the vacuum cleaners. Tell them how you had a hard time figuring what to buy them for Christmas, until you saw the mist machine and remembered how their house smelled last time you were there. Then, ask them if they ever got rid of the dog (you know they never had). Watch their faces and enjoy the fun!
5) All-You-Can-Eat Buffet gift certificates for all on diets. Tell them how the salad bar is fantastic, but the juicy, golden fried chicken (that is perfectly seasoned and crunchy on the outside yet pure Heaven on the inside) and fresh baked, apple pie simply melts in your mouth, especially when you take it to the freeze machine and cover it in fresh vanilla ice cream! Watch the drool start to flow and lay it on even heavier how to get legal assistance for more laughs!
6) Cooking School protect investors Certificates for the female in-laws. This is another way to attest to the culinary skills of the households in question. This is also a good time to tell them that, again, you didn't know what to buy them so you asked their husbands what would be the most needed thing in the house that needed improvement. Then say, "Oops, I told y'all I wasn't going to tell them that" and watch the fun begin!
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2) Vacuum cleaners for the mother and sister-in-laws. On the card, print, "Just wanted to get you something you could use year around. I saw you needed one the last time we visited!" Don't buy the most expensive models by any means. That way, the next time you visit their homes, you can always ask, "Oh no, did the vacuum cleaner I bought you tear up already?" It's a gift you can enjoy every time you visit!
3) Weapons that shoot for all male members of the family that suffer from road rage "itus" and anger management problems. Demonstrate how to clean and use them, as well as the ease in loading. The guys will love these, but the females of the household will hate them. You'll create many "in house" arguments that will occupy the time they'd normally be talking about you, and may even help in ending an argument or two! Forever!
4) Glade Mist Machines for all the female in-laws. Same principal as the vacuum cleaners. Tell them how you had a hard time figuring what to buy them for Christmas, until you saw the mist machine and remembered how their house smelled last time you were there. Then, ask them if they ever got rid of the dog (you know they never had). Watch their faces and enjoy the fun!
5) All-You-Can-Eat Buffet gift certificates for all on diets. Tell them how the salad bar is fantastic, but the juicy, golden fried chicken (that is perfectly seasoned and crunchy on the outside yet pure Heaven on the inside) and fresh baked, apple pie simply melts in your mouth, especially when you take it to the freeze machine and cover it in fresh vanilla ice cream! Watch the drool start to flow and lay it on even heavier how to get legal assistance for more laughs!
6) Cooking School protect investors Certificates for the female in-laws. This is another way to attest to the culinary skills of the households in question. This is also a good time to tell them that, again, you didn't know what to buy them so you asked their husbands what would be the most needed thing in the house that needed improvement. Then say, "Oops, I told y'all I wasn't going to tell them that" and watch the fun begin!
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